Moral of the story, memes and money won't break your heart.
Our products are unisex, but if you want to put it on your dog, we cant tell you what to do, send us a picture tho.
Model is at 150cm wearing an S.
S/M/L
Shoulder: 56.5/58.5/60.5
Length: 68.5/71/73.5
Chest: 115/120/125
Sleeve Length: 59/60.5/62
Sleeve Opening: 18/19/20